Incompatible Fusion Machine

SOMEBODY cough Amy cough stole an ANCIENT ARTIFACT and alerted the GODDAMN ALIENS to all of the magic locations on planet Earth. Now it's up to SOMEBODY cough Amy cough to fix it so that the ALIENS don't KIDNAP ALL MAGIC HUMANS AND EXPERIMENT ON THEM.

Why did you do it Amy?

WHY!?

A scene kid's misadventure